Uzi Tactical Pen

If you ever get caught behind enemy lines or kidnapped it would be nice to have a UZI Tactical Defender Pen.  The Uzi Tactical Pen turns a mere pen into a life saving tool.

The crown doubles as a glass breaker if you ever get trapped in your vehicle.  If things get really bad, you can always rely on the hidden handcuff key inside the top of this pen. This badass writing utensil is made of high-grade aircraft aluminum and writes upside down or under water.

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